vaginal-erection:

do-i-wanna-know:

what the fuck is this though seriously

a good fucking time thats what

(Source: yellow-submarine-fun, via ruinedchildhood)

ronaldkn0x:

this guy is listening to loud ass gospel music in the library and one of the workers asked him to turn it down and he said “YOU CANT TURN DOWN JESUS”

(Source: tachibanamakotos, via pizza)

didihearthereadyset:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

(Source: racingbarakarts, via ruinedchildhood)

hellyeahyums:

the-gingerdancer:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

"he has been found guilty

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."

(via ruinedchildhood)

bubonickitten:

…did i just witness a three-way crossover

yes

yes i did

(Source: lebaratheon, via ruinedchildhood)

hp, hg, mg, crossoever, .

sayakist:

Favorite Anime: The End of Evanskeleton (1997)

(via luxio)

goriko-zemi-13:

WITNESS THE AMAZING HIGH-QUALITY ANIMATION OF DRAMATICAL MURDER.

(via octosmagiccastle)

dmmd, .
Why'd it take you so long to post a picture, you're ridiculously attractive. Did you just not want to make other people feel bad?

zoeyp:

Bullying can really destroy a person’s self-esteem. I didn’t want other people to make me feel bad.

I’ve used this analogy before but I never 100% believed in it, until now I guess, but: You are all shining beautiful diamonds, and you can get thrown through the mud and caked in layers of poop, but that hasn’t removed your beauty at all, it’s just made you blind to it, hidden it away. Once you can break free of that and wipe yourself clean, (or in my case, once you find someone who’s really good at cleaning you up…) you’ll see that you are still that beautiful shining diamond underneath.

I know that actually sounds incredibly cheesy but I really do believe that now, you are all beautiful and no jerk gets to convince you otherwise.

whatslifewithoutfandoms:

tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

image

and maddie was dumb

image

and esteban was a woman

image

so basically they were their stereotypes

(via sayimkawaii)

ooooh, .
first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.